We can’t be the only ones who wished we had a Honey Boo Boo nickname. When we look at the motley crew of Mama (so unimaginative, we know), Sugar Bear, Chickadee, Chubbs, Pumpkin, and their crowing glory, Honey Boo Boo, we can’t help but yearn to have our own golden redneckified moniker bestowed upon us.

We tested it out on the KJOY Morning Show team... 

Steve is "Sunshine Hammy", Leeana is "Lovely Kiwi" and Producer Ben is "Producer Boo Bear!" 
 

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What's your redneck alias? Sound off in the comments section below!